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They say it takes a village to raise a child, but nowadays everyone is way too busy drinking pumpkin spice flavored everything and reading dinosaur erotica to spare 30 seconds on someone else's child. And in many cases, they don't even notice what their own kid is up to.
This all adds up to Baby's Day Out accidentally being re enacted multiple times every single damn day. Here are five of the more recent screw ups.
When you're a kid, there's nothing better than leaving school early.
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Then, proving that socialized medicine will kill us all, the doctor failed to notice that his patient was a completely different human being than expected. It wasn't until the child told her parents that anyone knew something had gone wrong . and even then they didn't believe her until the clinic confirmed that she'd been there.
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But even if children are with old men who are actually related to them, things can go terribly wrong. A grandfather in Dallas drove his 7 and 8 year old http://chinareplica.tumblr.com]replica christian louboutin shoes usa[/url] grandkids to a http://replicaflatboots.tumblr.com]christian louboutin replica flat boots[/url] park two blocks from their house but managed to get lost on the return trip. This may have been because he forgot his cellphone . or perhaps because he suffers from memory loss,christian louboutin so kate.
Whatever the reason, the grandfather only realized he was lost when he stopped to ask for directions. Three days later. In Wisconsin."Excuse me, miss. Do you know where the interstate is? Miss?"
According to the children's father, the kids weren't too bothered by the trip, probably because they're at an age where 95 percent of the things adults do make absolutely no sense anyway.
3. School Bus Driver Keeps Falling Asleep on the Job
A 17 year old Oregon student recently complained to his parents that his school bus driver kept falling asleep. Because we live in a world where a picture is worth a thousand words but a million views on YouTube are fucking proof, his father refused to believe him until he saw some video evidence."Great, now I just want a notarized affidavit from http://replicalouboutinsale.tumblr.com]replica louboutin shoes for sale[/url] a forensic videographer proving that this wasn't doctored and we're good to go."
Despite the fact that numerous other students had complained about the same thing, the driver wasn't fired until he was finally filmed snoozing. (All the parents and teachers presumably assumed that "falling asleep at the wheel" was a slang term for a dance craze http://replicalouboutinsneaker.tumblr.com]replica christian louboutin sneakers[/url] nobody over the age of 40 could do with dignity.)
2. 14 Year Old Accidentally Runs a Half Marathon
Nidaa Abbasi was expecting a fun day out when she lined up for the "Robin Hood" mini marathon in Nottingham, England. (Once you have a good branding idea, you stick with it for the next 800 years, no matter how tenuous the connection, damn it.)"I don't know. Just say we're 'running from the rich to give to the poor' or some shit."
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The 80 children participating in the mini marathon (some as young as had been following a car along their route, but when the car broke down, the adults in charge went to pieces and somehow directed the children onto the course of the 13 mile half marathon happening at the same time.
And this wasn't one or two people making a mistake: 700 staff lined the marathon course and should have noticed when dozens of exhausted children were suddenly competing against full grown athletes. Most of the kids eventually gave up, but Abbasi shrugged and punched out another 9.5 miles for the heck of it.